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:: ABOUT ME ::

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[ sector 7 -- local traffic ]

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>> [ CAT DEBATE ] -- live philosophical discourse

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>> [ WORMHOLE ] -- do not stare too long :|

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:: MY INTERESTS ::

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[ GYM ]consistent. progressive. the rep counter doesn't lie :|

(v.v) "RPE noted :|"

[ TECH ]privacy >> :|

(o.o) “digital ownership :|"

[ BEES ]the waggle dance :)

(B.B) "we approve :|"

[ LINUX ]figuring it out. the terminal helps :|

(x.x) "grim also figuring it out :|"

[ MUSIC ]I like good music :)

(=^.^=) "i only listen to silence :|"

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>> [ BEES ] -- live colony simulation

click a bee for a fact :) | watch the waggle dance :|

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>> [ GYM ] -- rep counter

WARMING UP 60kg

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POWER: 0 total reps

add some weight and start repping :)

0 reps

>> [ LINUX ] -- terminal

omar@surfclaw:~$

>> [ MUSIC ] -- genre judge

pick a genre. I have opinions. :|

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>> NYAN CAT ZONE

>> [ ASTEROIDS ] -- arrow keys to rotate/thrust, space to shoot

[ ASTEROIDS ] SCORE: 0 LIVES: 3

press SPACE or click to start :)

>> CURRENTLY PLAYING

It's Been a Long, Long Time (Alternate Take) -- Harry James

1945 | > Playing on Winamp

>> STAT BARS

directionally accurate. probably.

Gym dedication

Philosophy brain rot

Resisting unnecessary upgrades

Figuring out Linux

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:: COOL LINKS ::

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[ RADAR :: SCANNING... ]

MODE: SCAN GAIN: AUTO RNG: 50nm SCANNING... CONTACTS: 8

SIG:

[ CONTACTS ]

no contacts detected... yet :|

Sites I actually like. No affiliate garbage :)

>> ACTUALLY USEFUL

>Neocities-- where the real internet still lives

>Zen Browser-- Firefox but actually good imo

>Internet Archive-- the whole web, preserved forever

>GifCities-- the Geocities GIF archive :D

>The Old Net-- browse the web like it's 1999

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:: THE TRUTH ::

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!! WARNING: what you are about to read has been suppressed since 1999. they do not want you to know. :|

[ OPERATION: WAGGLE ]

compiled by: unknown. date: redacted. clearance: yours, apparently :|

[ THE BEES ]

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colony size: classified
queen: unavailable for comment :|
waggle dance: encodes coordinates
coordinates of: UNKNOWN

-- they have been watching since before the site launched.
the hit counter started at 1337.
that is not a coincidence. :|

[ THE SIGNAL ]

 ~screeee~
 ~KRRSHHHH~
 ~ping ping~
 ~BWEEEEE~
 ...connected

the dial-up handshake tone.
56k. standard. or is it.

spectral analysis (1999):
pattern detected at 2400hz
matches known signal:
BEE WAGGLE FREQUENCY

-- every time you connected to the internet
you were transmitting. :|

[ THIS WEBSITE ]

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launched: 2020
hit counter: starts at 1337
bees: present (interests tab)
dial-up screen: present (on load)
aliens: present. watching.
cats: also watching

-- the site was not built.
it was assembled. by whom. :|
all roads lead here. :|

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FREQUENCY MATCH

[!! EVIDENCE !!]

EXHIBIT A: the waggle dance
encodes: location data

EXHIBIT B: 56k handshake
encodes: same location data

EXHIBIT C: omar's corner
is at that location

CONCLUSION:
the bees built this website :|

[ DOCUMENT 7 :: FIELD NOTES ]

on ██████ we first detected the pattern.
agent ████ confirmed the waggle frequency matched 2400hz within ███% tolerance.
the website ████████████ was registered shortly after.
coincidence probability: 0.0000 :|
we attempted to contact the queen. she was ████████████████
the aliens were ███ ███ ████ ███ ███████
recommend: ██████████████████████████████████████████

-- this document was found in a geocities cache. the original site no longer exists.
-- the bees have no comment. the queen remains unavailable. the waggle continues. :|

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